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Ubisoft has some closet kinks for spanking, stripping and eating apples, and they’ve jammed it all into a new risque party game, We Dare.

The game challenges players to eat an apple together (press buttons with their faces on a dangling Wiimote), spank their friends (by smacking a Wiimote shoved down the back of their pants) and strip (I don’t want to know where the Wiimotes are for this one), among other games inspired by high school jock parties.

It’s unclear if there’s an actual way to win the game, but if the parental advisory links at the end of the trailer are any indication, winning means getting laid.

Ubisoft’s pitch dares players to “Have a spicy evening:”

“We Dare is a sexy, quirky, party game that offers a large variety of hilarious, innovative and physical, sometimes kinky, challenges. The more friends you invite to party, the spicier the play!”

So far it looks as if We Dare is a European-only release, and even though the trailers feature grown men and women performing erotic acts together on Wiimotes, the game is intended for children age 12 and up.

Will you be buying this one for your little sister’s teenage ke$ha themed birthday? I bet it’d go well with a handle of Jack Daniels and a Walgreens gift card.

Posted by Lance

6 Comments

  1. Jarrdo Says:
  2. In poor taste and a compleatly pointless game.

     
  3. Brian Says:
  4. since wen has getting laid been pointless

     
  5. Inserction Says:
  6. thats umm meh.

    i wont be using it tho.

    when there is bigger “controler” in the house who wants to play with the wii remote?

     
  7. magroarb Says:
  8. Atlus won’t bring Catherine over, but we get this garbage…

     
  9. Jesuno Says:
  10. As if i didn’t already loathe Ubisoft enough already…

     
  11. Oath Says:
  12. I am quite sure the game is not intended for children age 12 and up. From what I’ve seen in the youtube video the actual content of the game is just a collection of minigames that could easily be played alone by waggeling the wiimote which probably resulted in the rating 12+. As long as the game doesn’t instruct you to play as shown in the video I see no problem with that.

    Apart from that: Grow up everyone. People actually have sex and dirty thoughts. And they enojoy it! Can we please as a culture move on now? (I must admit that this video looks rather cheesy though…)

     

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